Joel did NOT like this so one day he challenged him to a fist fight and as they were about to fight Joel nailed Captain Jack Asse with the jars killing him instantly. Captain Jack Asse later would call him names such as "Rusty Pickle Farts" and "Smells Like Gay Spirit". While sailing on the seas of "Blixandixanpixanwixansixanlixanbixer" Joel was trying to get the last two pickles out of 2 separate jars when he had gotten his hands stuck. He later realized how big of Bu** Sh*t it was and that he'd convert to "I Can't Believe Your Not Religious!" (the company that invented "I Can't Believe It's Not Butter!") He served as a monk for 30 generations until he decided he'd create his own religion called "I can't believe you didn't start the fire" which later in his career he'd sing a song entitled "We Didn't Start Your Mother" it had sold over 2 copies! and later was named one of the most absolute WORST pieces of crap in 1988, he later decided he'd turn into the big foot and grow ALL the hair on his body out.starting with his face. Joel was born in Leningrad, Russia where he was raised to cherish the small little Buddha looking dog that they worshiped so well. 3 Billy Joel and the Magic Piano Dungeon.
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